D'arr, matey. If ye be a-readin' this har text, ye'd do best to be knowin' what yon Online Pirates be all about. Allow I to explain ta ye just what we be.
Me Co-Captain be Dusty. Co-Cap'n Dusty, we calls 'im. He war in me crew from yon beginnin', and
he be me most trusted crew member, 'zwell'z one o' me best. He be standin' in fer I when I'm nary
thar.
Me Ship's Mate be Ron. He be a right trusty crew member, and one o' tha' most dangerous and
ambitious pires evar ta sail in yon Bluefin Tuna. He be thard in command.
Me Chief Engineer and Lead Gunman be Rider. He war also with we from yon beginnin'. He be a
right trusty pire 'zwell, and he be tha' one who be makin' all o' yon cannons. Yon Bluefin Tuna
could nary run without he help.
Chadbeard tha' Pirate be me Watchman. He be watchin' out fer ta see what be on yon horizon and
that sort o' thing. Sittin' up in yon Crow's Nest, he be able ta see fer miles. That thar be one
o' tha' most impartent jobs on yon ship.
John Smith and Michael tha' pire be tha' ship's boys o' me crew. They be a-swabbin' tha' decks
and cleanin' tha' cabins. Bewarr, tho'; they be a-gettin' in they fair share o' tha' scourgin'
'zwell.
Lieutenant Young is nary actually a pire; he be an officer o' tha' Royal Navy, aboard yon "HMS Darter,"
who be trickin' othars inta thinkin' that he be a destroyar o' pires, and then he be a-turnin'
around and revealin' that he'd a-rathar fight with yon pires against yon forces o' evil!
